Funny Quotes 2 :

Subject: Funny Quotes 2 : Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:55 pm

1.Bill:"People who think I'm gay people are very limited,they think
what the stereotypes think. If there is this concept in the world: gays
must look like that ... But how can I say that I'm gay, simply because
I care for myself and look different? I'm tired of denying the rumor
and try to explain. People can think what they want. That is their
right. And the fact that I have not had a girlfriend for a long time,
that does not mean I'm gay. For me, sex without love is nothing. And I
think that is normal."
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2.Fan question: Would you donate your organs or make your body available
for research after death? Tom: ''No... the only thing I'm really
thinking about is donating some sperm, maybe. But I've already done
that. Directly.''

3.Tom: 'At school I only sang once and then never again, with good
reason. I sang this german folk song with such verve t...he whole school
became my fan.'

4.Tom: "The bigger the city, the nicer looking the women so New York and L.A are basically Heaven on Earth.''

5.Interviewer: ''What 3 things would you bring to a deserted island?''
Bill: ''Tom, ummm''
Tom: ''You need me?

6.Bill on whether he could say something in Spanish: 'Te quiero, puta.' (I love you, whore.)

7."I'll
have to come dressed like that next time" - Bill about a green dude
running randomly on stage when they were on El Hormiguero

8.Bill: 'My teeth are perfect!' Tom: 'Yeah, now they're fake ..'

9.Bill: "I don't think I will ever be a grown-up."

10.Tom: 'and those other two who never say anything .. what are their names? Gregor and Gunther or something?''

11."What do you think about twincest fanfictions?" Bill: "anyone can have fantasies...."

12.Bill: "I will never marry, never go to the brothel, and definitely never be with a man."

13.Interviewer:'Tom where did you get your sexy scar on your cheek?'
Tom *looks confused*
Dunja *asks question in German*
Bill: 'Oh it was me!'

14.Bill: "I lie often. I can lie really well, it doesn't show."

15.Bill: 'This jacket is giving me bruises. I look like a junkie.'

16.Bill: 'Look,he's wearing a skirt. Boys don't wear skirts, right?'

17.Bill: 'Cheers to my jacket!'

18."Georg is the messiest and he’s also the funniest… but certainly not on purpose. He’s clumsy. He’s a natural." - Tom

19.Bill: I was SO drunk, I couldn’t even walk! Georg: Yeah, he was crashing into everything and everyone was laughing at him

20."When I was in the 4th grade I had a fight with a guy from the 3rd grade. It was not pretty to see! He lost a tooth!" - Bill

21.'I never went to a confession.And if I ever go to one, I’ll definitely say something insane to shock the priest." - Tom Kaulitz

22.Bill: I'm very good at disputations. Georg: Oh yes, and he always wins

23."Our English is just too bad to write songs directly in English...." - Tom Kaulitz

24.Best Fan Present? Tom: The best one is hard to explain, because we got a letter..a letter that was like 14 kilometers long!

25."Tom has all of our money. He's our bank." - Georg Listing

26.Bill looking at a video of himself performing: 'I look so awesome! It's unbelievable!'

27.Tom: "You look really pale, my God."
Bill: "No, I look pretty."

28.Bill: "When I want to know what Tom did last night I just surf Bild.de !"

29.When Bill was chatting with a girl with Tom: Girl:"My sister says you´re gay"

30.Bill looks at the girl´s sister behind the first girl and turns to Tom:
"Tom, Am i Gay?" Tom: ''No'' Bill returns to the girls: "My brother
says I´m not"

31.Bill on Tom: "He's a lousy guitarist, and he looks like shit, but I'll give him that; he can drive.''

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 2 : Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:57 pm

for me no. 1 is so true.........
It doesn't have to mean that someone is gay just because he hasn't got a girlfriend... -.-

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 2 : Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:04 pm

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 2 : Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:06 pm

Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 2 : Mon Apr 26, 2010 2:57 am

That is SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!
1. Very true... I agree with Jelena...
3. Oh really???
5. Awww... Sweet twins... <33
6. lol!

"puta" in our language is a very very bad word... But Bill is soooo funny...
8. Sober tom???
12. DEFINITELY!!!
14-17. FUNNY BILL!!! OH I LOVE HIM!!!
18. Poor Georg... Razz

19. REALLY??? affraid