Tokio Hotel in the 10+

Grrrrrr!!!!!!! What they said is SO offensive!!!! They should be fired for saying bad and fake things about people. DIE GABO AND MACARENA!!!!! DIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, I just hate that they do that and they don't stop it.

Cofie can u translate?

Yeah, sure, no problem. After this, you'll think Perez Hilton is an angel.

So she starts saying "Now, be very attentive because we're getting very serious. Let's put the lights down, we'll put on what we need (Meaning the coats) to make it serious." And then he says "Because we sent a researcher to the Tokio Hotel tour and we found a suitcase, ther were problems at the airport (he said another thing, but I don't know how to translate it. it's kinda the same concept), we had to talk with the production people to get it out, we had to fight with the police, give a little money, we found the Tokio Hotel tour suitcase, and we don't know what we can find inside it" She says "Do you wanna know?" In the background someone says "Yeah, yeah, sure" Then he says "This is a very serious moment. Ok, well, here we have.... here it is! The bionic spray (says it twice). It is a huge, it's finishing, they're five liters of bionic spray, and it's obviously from Bill Kaulitz, he uses it for his hair" In the bottle you could read 'Bionic spray. Use with precaution, if you start looking like Bill Kaulitz, suspend the use (or something like that)' She says "And this, what you see here, this an umbrella. But this is not an ordinary umbrella, this is the umbrella thet Bill Kaulitz uses under the shower to not ruin his hair" He says after "Well, we have here too the fixative -spray as well- (you could think before it was a hairspray), but it's not from Bill, it's from his brother Tom and it's not for the hair, it's for when he's out of viagra. So it stays very very fix under there (you know where). And he gets a hairdo too." She says" Here we have the anti-fans, a fans repellent. We all know they had problems with the fans, they had to beat some up, so this is the solution." He says"That could have a great success worth millions of dollars for persons like Lady Gaga or Hilary Duff, who is being ignored by everyone. And we found too this detention order, yes men, this is the detention order for the band's stylist! Because without a doubt, he deserves to go to jail." She says "And right now, for the end, the last one, we have this document which is the one that has more impact. This is the picture that reveals the Kaulitz brothers' secret, because it seems that they are not two, but three brothers! There's a third untalented brother that they hide on they're mansion's basement." He says" Well, with that face who wouldn't do it? Look at that morron face he has, he's an idiot, he probably has no talent at all, he has a masking tape on his mouth and he's been even waxed! Please, look at this idiot's face (he's looking for a picture between all of the others). Ok, so, another thing we've observed about these boys is that, you know when a twin feels something, the other one feels it too" And she says"Yes, sure, but for me it's a myth" He says"No, it's no myth. Here I have the agenda. A very important information about the Kaulitz twins... (he's interrupted and keeps on) I'm gonna say something, but I'm not sure about it." Then she says "Yes, say it, they all wanna know" And he begins "Ok, it goes like this : september 10th of 2010, Tom Kaulitz has sex with a fan on his room, but he is not having the orgasm but it's his brother Bill who is paying some taxes on the bank" She starts to be all surprised and innocent "Oh, no. I can't believe you, it's not possible.What a terrible moment he would've been through. Imagine him, that poor thing, paying his light taxes and moaning!" He continues reading "Ay, ay, ay... well that will be next time. Reaviling all the truth and the lies of the Rock and Pop culture, the 10+ investigations." Then they go on with the show.

They should cancel the show.

Wtff I cracked up laughing while reading thiss XD
But seriously, wow. That's one wild imagination.

HAHAHAHA OMG THEY PROVE HOW LIFELESS THEY ARE
come on, they can't get in tom's pants nd will never have the hair of bill
GET OVER YOURSELVES