Funny TH Quotes xD

Subject: Funny TH Quotes xD Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:11 pm

Tom:relaxation is always the same.We sleep,eat and sleep and eat and watch TV.
Georg:and on mothers day at home with mommy….
Bill:today is mother’s day??...wait…no…
Georg:it was yesterday,you moron
Bill:Oh..okay
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Bill:did??....
Tom:did someone already drink from that one?
Georg:don’t know.
Bill:im just trying….
Tom:No,I meant did YOU drink from that?
Georg:No.
Tom:Ok,its not bad then.
Bill:nice and warm,without fizz.
(Georg pointing the coke at Bill)
Bill:what?why should I try this?
Georg:well maybe someone spit into it,cant u try it?
Bill:No
Gustav:into yours.
Bill:well,one would taste,if someone spit into yours.
(everyone laughs as Tom say “cheers”..Bill is actually rolling on the sofa)
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Bill:tastes kinda different,doesn’t it?
Georg:I wouldn’t eat those big ones.Those are really disgusting.
Bill:Really??
Georg: yeah!let those in the glass,you have to dig around a lot.
Bill: the glass has the same size,Georg you moron!
Georg:no!
Bill: there, you see?
Georg:”yeah.
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Tom: did you steal my plectrum?(asking georg)
No, no wait, its mine, you gave it to me.
Georg: hmhm…
Tom: it fell out of my pocket.
Georg: yeah….
Tom: its mine
Georg: its mine or what??.....
Tom: fuck you. My plectrum.
Georg: hmhm…
Tom: he always steals my plecs, always! It’s insane!
Georg: its MINE
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(Tom showing the bathroom at tour bus)
Tom: well.thats the bathroom with motion detector. Its actually pretty nice like a hotel.
Interviewer: Golden mirror! Yeah its really nice, I think.
Tom: there’s a window. you can look through .we pasted it though. You just must not shit there and you also must not throw toilet paper or tissues into the loo...It’s really just allowed to pee.
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Bill: it’s quite stressful because there’s only one bathroom and there are so many people on the bus, so u have to retrench. You can’t just spill your clothes all over the bus, you have to arrange and that’s especially not easy sometimes when Georg is on the bus and….
Georg: what do you mean by that?
Bill: because Georg really is a slob….
Georg: I always clean up after them, that’s the way it is, right??
Bill: nonsense
Georg: what??Yeah..Now that the camera team is here, it’s a bit cleaned up but otherwise….
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Georg:at first the age difference was bit odd
Tom: they really didn’t noticed, but you are a bit retarded, do you know? (Joking)
Georg:yeah.

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Bill: "I will wait for love to fly to me and teach me how to fly..."
Bill: "I think its very sexy when the girls have this French Accent."
Tom: "I think we're one of these cool and dangerous animals, but a little weak. We're
a mix of different animals. A mix of a giraffe and a panda maybe ... haha!"
Tom: "We're insane no matter what!"
Tom: "I thought one of them tried to grab a hold of my hair."
Tom: "I'd rather say I'm the leader of the band."
Gustav: "We played in front of five people, who didn't care for us at all. Now we're
lucky and successful and are able to play in front of really big crowds."
Tom: We all get together latest half an hour before we go on stage. And then we are
nervous together.
Bill: The rest of us will go crazy. We think about everything that possibly could go wrong
and push each other to the limit.
Tom: A quarter to 2 and there is no breakfast anymore, ridiculous!
Bill: Tom kisses his own posters, he puts all of them up on the wall…
Bill: On the outside we look totally different. But if we shave our hair and take off
our clothes we would look same!

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Interviewer: Do you miss each other when you are apart?
Tom: Yes, absolutely. When we were six years old we were on a summer camp . We were sleeping in tents and stuff. Bill was homesick and had gone home…..
Bill:….That is so not true! It was the other way around! Our mom had to pick up Tom! I stayed there one week without him.
Tom: That’s rubbish! Just saying, we were apart and missed each other. We were very happy when we saw each other again.

Tom: I sang some of it for him..

Interviewer: really?

Bill: Bullshit, he can't even sing background vocals...

Interviewer: You can't sing at all?

Tom: Of course I can! Now stop it..