30 Ways To Annoy Tom!

Subject: 30 Ways To Annoy Tom! Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:22 pm

1. Call him a perv in any way, shape, or form in every sentence you say.
2. Ask if he’s Jamaican.
3. Whenever an advertisement for any feminine product comes on the TV, turn the volume all the way up and stare at him with wide, fascinated eyes.
4. Loudly tell anyone who happens to walk by that Kelly Clarkson is his personal hero.
5. Smack him upside the head every time he tries to flirt with someone and say “Bad Tom! Bad!”
6. Give away his every location to his fans.
7. Snip off a lock of his hair, set it on the floor, light candles all around it, and dance around the whole mess in some sort of cannibalistic ritual.
8. Steal all his hats and mail them to Peru.
9. In the middle of a concert run up to him and yell: “How can you perform when we’re destroying the Ozone layer?”
10. When he’s watching TV place a spinney office chair in his direct line of vision and start spinning around like a mad person yelling “I’m not wearing pants tooooooooday!!!!”
11. Cower in fear every time he says the word ‘something’.
12. Constantly remind him that Bill is the boss.
13. Wake him up at five AM singing the most annoying song you know.
14. Duct tape his bedroom door shut so he can’t escape.
15. Call him a racist dolphin.
16. Ask him tearfully why the kids just won’t give that poor rabbit his cereal.
17. Paint his nails bright pink while he sleeps and hide the nail polish remover.
18. Come up with 30 ways to annoy him.
19. Put shaving cream on his hand when he sleeps and tickle his nose with a feather.
20. Put a cow in his room and wait for the surprise!
21. Place a very scary looking porcelain doll at the edge of his bed while he sleeps. Tape a ketchup smothered butcher knife in its hand.
22. Sing “Follow Me” by Uncle Kracker nonstop until it gets stuck in his head.
23. Sell his virginity on eBay.
24. Tell him you need a sacrifice and that he’s the only one available at the moment.
25. Poke him. Just poke him nonstop until it drives him mad.
26. Dress up as Harry Potter and follow him around all day shouting random incantations.
27. Write him a very sappy love letter and sign it with Gustav’s name.
28. ‘Accidentally’ break his most favorite guitar.
29. Babble nonstop about how MySpace is the downfall of society.
30. Make him help you compose evil plans of taking over the world.

Subject: Re: 30 Ways To Annoy Tom! Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:25 pm

heheheh:P:P it's the 1st time that i see those ways.. Razz

but i would NEVER annoy my husband tom... Wink

Subject: Haha Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:52 pm

yeahh me too!!i adore him

Subject: Re: 30 Ways To Annoy Tom! Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:14 pm

hahahaha funny xD

Subject: Heyy! Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:26 pm

Hahaha yeah !!

Guest

HAHAHAHAHA me tooo Razz

:P:P i would never do these stuff Very Happy

Subject: Re: 30 Ways To Annoy Tom! Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:47 pm

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tom fur immer <3

Subject: Re: 30 Ways To Annoy Tom! Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:48 pm

hahahahah..funny, mmm..well i would do some of them :p:p to annoy him (cz he would look cute when hes annoyed),& i would have fun wid BILLLLYYY....hehhehe:#:#

Subject: Re: 30 Ways To Annoy Tom! Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:58 pm

Haha noo i wont do that to him!
No matter how he will look like!
Hes my heart!!!!

Subject: Re: 30 Ways To Annoy Tom! Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:40 pm

Duuuuuude,
I wouldnt do that either..
Hes way too HOT, CUTE, GORGEOUS, AMAZING, FUNNY, CUTE, SWEET,........
=]
hes my life. FULL STOP.

Subject: Re: 30 Ways To Annoy Tom! Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:46 pm

Yeah thats true!!

Subject: Re: 30 Ways To Annoy Tom! Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:14 pm

lol yeah..
we all love him but i luv him most (L)

Subject: Re: 30 Ways To Annoy Tom! Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:30 pm

Nope ur wrong:P
Lets be fair!
We all love him most!

Subject: Re: 30 Ways To Annoy Tom! Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:47 pm

okay okay..

Subject: Re: 30 Ways To Annoy Tom! Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:23 pm

HAHAHAHA

Subject: Re: 30 Ways To Annoy Tom! Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:46 pm

oh poor tom..i would never do that to him I love you

Subject: Re: 30 Ways To Annoy Tom! Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:32 pm

HAHA!!! love those!! some of the ways are too cruel and would really hurt him! but i would SOOOOOOOOOO do some of the 30!! lol sop funny!! i love pranks!! Razz

:P

lol

Subject: Re: 30 Ways To Annoy Tom! Tue Jul 08, 2008 1:19 pm

haha yea me too

Subject: Re: 30 Ways To Annoy Tom! Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:46 pm

i'd like to see his face after some of these stuff!! but i don't know if he has enough sense of humor to actually laugh after a prank!! Smile

Subject: Re: 30 Ways To Annoy Tom! Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:16 pm

ohhh i wouldnt do any of those things i want annoy my husbyy tomyy I love you

ich liebe tom kaulitz fur immer

Subject: Re: 30 Ways To Annoy Tom! Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:40 pm

OMG mrs.tom kaulitz do you really want to die ?! Razz

:P
Coz tom is mine ! Razz

:P
Coz I jump on the stage & I take tom & the dog! Razz

:P

Subject: Re: 30 Ways To Annoy Tom! Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:27 pm

lolen
everything is for u tomylise ?

Subject: Re: 30 Ways To Annoy Tom! Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:58 pm

Yeah Everything is For ME ! Razz

:P

Subject: Re: 30 Ways To Annoy Tom! Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:40 pm

gd gd
egoiste
heik shi we write it in french ! Razz

Subject: Re: 30 Ways To Annoy Tom! Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:20 pm

Yeah it's right ! (The word i'm not egoist Razz

)
No i'm not egoiste !
I just laugh ! Razz

:P

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